Random Cowboy Quotes

• Don't squat with your spurs on.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
• It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
• Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• You live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
• Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?
• "A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that." -- Shane
• Talk slowly, think quickly.
• Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
• Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.